I forgot the original list, so I'm starting to make
up some new ones.
1. You plant shinobis in all of your neighbor's yards and homes.
2. If you go to visit for tea, you plant shinobis in the yards of your neighbor's neighbors as well, so they won't reinforce and surprise you.
3. You try to sneak up on someone wearing a lampshade.
4. Whenever you see a bunch of trees, you send someone else ahead to investigate them.
5. You will not go to work unless the weather is favorable.
6. But you're not always sure what would constitute favorable weather, unless you know what you and all your coworkers are wearing that day.
7. You run screaming from any pretty ladies with lots of makeup.
8. If they have a hairpin, you faint from sheer terror.
9. You can't go anywhere without assessing the terrain for strategic benefit.
10. You become disappointed, or indifferent at best when your wife bears you a daughter.
1. You plant shinobis in all of your neighbor's yards and homes.
2. If you go to visit for tea, you plant shinobis in the yards of your neighbor's neighbors as well, so they won't reinforce and surprise you.
3. You try to sneak up on someone wearing a lampshade.
4. Whenever you see a bunch of trees, you send someone else ahead to investigate them.
5. You will not go to work unless the weather is favorable.
6. But you're not always sure what would constitute favorable weather, unless you know what you and all your coworkers are wearing that day.
7. You run screaming from any pretty ladies with lots of makeup.
8. If they have a hairpin, you faint from sheer terror.
9. You can't go anywhere without assessing the terrain for strategic benefit.
10. You become disappointed, or indifferent at best when your wife bears you a daughter.
Someday,
I'll buy the WE...
But then I
get all excited, waiting to see what my statue looks like
in Tokyo.
