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Ireland is declared safe from the zombie flu after military eradication of zombies in Ireland.

Cyrogenic Prisons. 10%
Cloning project. 42%
Project Oz. 13%.

Luigi is no where to be seen. Posters are put up everywhere to help the government catch him.

GSC, couldnt you have just said that in the first place instead of letting us have a pointless mini discussion about JEWS in the midst pointless game.

The USE's most wanted man, Luigi, is still wanted after renewed reports of Luigi being seen in North Africa wearing a veil, after a tourist from Liverpool pulled it off him saying.

" Ackkk, it was Luigi aye, his Italian smell and everything was blatently like Luigi like and I was like " Ackkk its Luigi " and Luigi was like " Where is my sheet on zee bed, I want a clean sheet on zee bed and zee fork on zee table, I wanna fork on zee table now, Mister ! " in an Italian accent so I goes and tells me mam like and she was like " Ackkk *%*# off ! " So I was like " Ackkk no mam why dont youu ? " So I walked all the way back to Liverpool after being, you know, disowned and everything ever since Steven Gerrard died like ". (best if you say it aloud in a Liverpudlian accent )

George Bush the V (George Bush Jnr's great grandson) is now Vice-President of the USE, and had these words to say after replacing his replacement, Tony Bear.

" I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacfully, and if your a single mother trying to put food on your family you gotta go get some onions because, not enough people are picking dem onions. The question we've got to be asking ourselves is that, Is our children learning ? I dunno, I'm not a doctor, and during these past few months I have been trained by al-Qaeda and they try to brainwash people, so do we, they try to destroy our nation, and you know what, so do we, and we all know it will take time to restore chaos. But, now I like big butts, what I can do is believe that I believe everything we do I right, and I believe that we will fail and we can have a framework for the groundwork of the framework and if we do our homework, we can achieve an invasion of Iraqistan and Canadistan. Thank you, now watch this drive "

gggg wrote:

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~ESA News~

King Greg of Pies recently stated that he has planned an airplane travel to The USE Capital of London to discuss technology trade. "I am thinking of travelling to London to meet with the USE's government personally. I am going to ask for a technology trade while there, and I am planning to go site seeing while I'm there. I really want to learn of our allies culture, so we may bring it here for our people to learn." King Greg stated earlier this week.

After hearing the ESA's leader, King Greg of Pies, planned you come to London without being formally invited, a random woman on whats left of a street said " Its an outrage ! He thinks he can come here like he owns the place does he ? Well, we might have well have let the North Koreans and Swedes win WW3 ! "

Vice-President George Bush V invites King Greg of Pies to meet the USE government and let him do whatever he likes, after all hes in control, he also gave a speech about his favourite ally.

" Well what can I say about the ESA ? Them bloody foriegners, my great grandpappy fought 'em in my home country, Afghanistan, back when they were called the US of A and had Arnie Swarzenigger to wipe Uncle Sam's A hole clean of all the %%## that came in through the gates. But they sure do know how to grow them damn onions ! But yeah we need their tech "

Cyrogenic Prisons 19%
Cloning project. 52%
Project Oz. 21%.

Just join, its a *$## game anyway and we need more people.

Well South America, Australia, Africa, India to name a few are not claimed.